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Submitted by billing@newslj.com on 27 October 2026
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First United Methodist Church, 23 N Seneca Ave

Losing weight? Just think of it as evicting unwanted roommates—like chips, soda, and that 2 a.m. pizza. Your treadmill might squeak, your salad might judge you, but you're doing it! Keep going—you’re one celery stick away from greatness (or at least fitting into those jeans without a prayer). You’ve got this!

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